Marcus Canty’s 9 Lives Are Finally Over
Posted December 16, 2011on:
Peace out Marcus!!! <— we’ll get to that later.
They did not let Nicole Scherzinger sing last night?? I would have preferred watching Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson try to make a come back again then see/hear this.
Nicole has been trying to release an album for the past 4 years. Just give it up… no one wants to buy the shit that you’re hocking.
I wish someone I could stand to look at for more than 3 minutes was singing this song, so I could enjoy the pop melody.
Anyway, back to the contestants who will never be worth 5 million dollars (no offense).
First… they ruin “No Diggity”
This is one time Melanie Amaro could use her fake accent and it’d be appropriate… instead she just looks like a preacher’s wife. And nothing is funnier than Josh Beast Man singing Blackstreet. This is why shows like X Factor and American Idol will always exist; Americans like to watch people look awkward in front of millions.
So yeah… Marcus Canty is gone. Obviously. It’s all very anti-climatic because he’s been in the bottom since he got their and this just means Paula is done sleeping with him so he can go back home now.
I hope Chris Rene wins the finale.. you know how much drugs you can buy with $5 million???
Oh wait… maybe someone else should win???
Biebs is on next week… it will definitely be entertaining.