And no… this isn’t a story about that girl who is a crazy person and slapped J Biebs with a paternity lawsuit. PS I totally forgot her name, so that worked out real well for her.

Anyway, J Biebs was in Toronto filming a Christmas concert and he busted all the teenage girls’ ovaries. Now, a whole generation of babies won’t be born. Good job, angel muffin.

J Biebs brought his little sister, Jazymn (she’s so innovative with the spelling of her name), on stage and they chatted about haircuts, assaulting their younger brother with aggressive, unwanted haircuts, and they also sang.

Jazmyn is basically rocking Justin Bieber’s old haircut which is sweet.

-Rocco