Adam Lambert Gets Arrested Now
Posted December 22, 2011on:
Is he the new Chris Brown?? Okay.. that might be a little judge-y, but it’s my job to relate things. I’m a pop culture scientist.
Adam Lambert was definitely the most stylish person last night in the Finland jail.
Clearly, the greatest story that will come out of today’s news is the arrest of Adam Lambert and I’ll tell you why:
1) He got arrested in Finland, which makes me laugh. I always think of Finland as one of those places that don’t have real cops… just men walking around with whistles and funny hats, so the idea of them apprehending a person is hilarious.
2) He was arrested because he was fighting with his boyfriend outside of a gay club.
Adam Lambert has officially made it. He got his fabulous and stylish ass thrown into jail for having a lover’s quarrel in public. He just needs a few trips to rehab and a mental breakdown and he’s the gay/white Bobby Brown.
Plus, you totally know he used that walk to his jail cell as a runway to showcase the fun outfit he was wearing for the gay club.
I really want to know more details about this, like what they were fighting over??(hair product, glittery eye shadow, why Kris Allen spells his name with a “K”??), Who won the fight?? Were punches thrown?? How long he was in jail?? These are questions that will plague me all day.
I hope Adam Lambert tweets about this. Or I hope his fans, who will yell at me for writing about this, will lay down some details in the middle of their defense.
But seriously… who would win in a fight between those two??