Non Shocking News Of The Day: Paula Deen Addition
Posted January 13, 2012on:
Paula Deen’s franchise just crashed because the poor woman has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
I didn’t even know butter could give you type 2 diabetes. I thought only sugar could do that, but I guess that’s how much I know about nutrition. And that explains why I buy cookie dough only to pretend to bake the cookies but in actuality just eat the cookie dough. I’m sure my body is fine with that.
This is really a bummer though because her show is gonna suck if she’s isn’t cooking with 17 pounds of butter and eating raw brownie dough by the handful… I mean, that’s why I watched the show.
On the bright side, she apparently has a multi-million dollar deal with the drug she will be taking for the disease and if that’s true… SOMEONE GET ME SOME BUTTER!!!