If love isn’t a combo of every Taylor Swift song and this photo shoot for Out Magazine, I want nothing to do with it.

Are you not all dying inside slowly and/or divorcing your spouse because a love and intimacy like this doesn’t exist in your  meaningless relationship??

I know I’m making some phone calls when I’m done with this post.

NPH goes on to say how in love he is and it just makes me wish either 1) he wasn’t gay or 2) I didn’t have a va jay jay.

Neil, on what attracts him to David:“There’s something kinetic about him and his being. He’s classically sexy, yet he’s very much a boy in his energy. It’s a great dynamic.”

Neil, on the relationship not being perfect: “I don’t want to paint our relationship like we met and it’s been happy family fantastic-ness ever since. What defines a relationship is the work that’s involved to maintain it, and it’s constantly changing. Sometimes I’m deeply in love with David and head-over-heels, and sometimes I question whether it’s going to work out and is meant to be. It’s like a business relationship, as well as a personal one; we have a business together and that’s maintaining our love for one another.”

I’m gonna need NPH to write every pop song from now until the end of time. Thank you.

-Rocco