Pretty Little Liars: Butt Chin Toby Leaves Town
Posted January 24, 2012on:
I skimmed last nights episode of Pretty Little Liars and this is my take on it:
1) Caleb is a goddamn genius and was able to get video off of Black Hooded Figure’s phone. It’s video of Ian, Garrett and Jenna in Allison’s room looking for video tapes she had of them.
2) Why is Allison video tapping people all the time?? Girl needs to get to NYC Film School and stop being a little bitch in Rosewood.
3) Hanna of course knows nothing about this because Caleb doesn’t want her to get mad because he loves her and they are the greatest couple in television history.
4) BUTT CHIN TOBY FALLS TO HIS ALMOST DEATH!!! “A” tampered with scaffolding that Butt Chin was on and his ass fell off. I giggled, but then was worried for the dent in his chin… that thing can not be dented anymore.
5) Emily tells Toby that Spencer is with Wren now (hot doctor) and Butt Chin cries about it, gets into his truck, leaves town and probably writes a country song about it.
6) Aria and Ezra make out in the rain and that boy that always hangs around her (Holden??) is probably gay.
7) Noel (Mona’s ex boyfriend) and Blind Bitch Jenna have dinner together. WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE THE BLIND GIRL??!?
8) “A” wrote a note to Allison before she dies, so “A” hated her too and needs to get a better hobby than harassing people.
9) I really need to watch this show in it’s entirety because this was an awful recap.
But on a serious note… I’m gonna miss Toby and his Butt Chin: