So Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Had A Penis Cake For His Birthday Is The Disturbing Thing
Posted on: January 26, 2012
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Miley Cyrus must like pot as much as Armie Hammer because she is really into getting drunk and then stuffing her face with a penis shaped dessert. True story.
I’m not disturbed that Miley Cyrus is 19 and drinking a long island ice tea the size of my forearm or that she’s down on her knees eating a cake in the shape of a schlong… what really disturbs me is the fact that it’s Liam Hemsworth birthday!
It's my birthday!
He’s real cute and as tall as a giant, but why are people giving him wiener cakes for his birthday??
And why doesn’t Miley Cyrus find friends who don’t own cell phones without cameras??
So many questions.
-Rocco
PS Thanks to everyone who sent this in. You’re real revolution-ers.
17 Responses to "So Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Had A Penis Cake For His Birthday Is The Disturbing Thing"
February 20, 2012 at 11:06 PM
i grow seeing miley in disney chanel and when hannah montana end she became very crazy
February 20, 2012 at 11:08 PM
really i think that well is too not her fault because she was just having fun but she shouldn’t do that at the same timi because she have fans that are very little
May 23, 2012 at 7:56 PM
There’s something wrong with her, fine if she wants to act crazy and idiotic, but why do this when you know you have millions of fans who are extremely young, you’re telling them it’s okay to act stupid, get drunk, and be promiscuous, it’s ridiculous, she should be ashamed!!!
July 3, 2012 at 6:41 AM
And why doesn’t Miley Cyrus find friends who don’t own cell phones without cameras??
http://www.idiotproofdietsystem.com/
August 14, 2012 at 1:30 AM
Miley Cyrus must like pot as much as Armie Hammer because she is really into getting drunk and then stuffing her face with a penis shaped dessert. True story.
August 15, 2012 at 2:54 AM
And why doesn’t Miley Cyrus find friends who don’t own cell phones without cameras??
August 17, 2012 at 6:01 AM
Miley Cyrus must like pot as much as Armie Hammer because she is really into getting drunk and then stuffing her face with a penis shaped dessert. True story.
November 26, 2012 at 2:03 AM
Just found this blog. excellent article. how long have you been writing? this is good writing. are you a journalist aswell?
December 19, 2012 at 2:11 AM
She is really into getting drunk and then stuffing her face with a penis shaped dessert. True story.
January 26, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Ew that little piece of icing that fell off (or maybe Miley swished her finger through it for an early taste) makes the weiner look like it has some disease, LMAO. And yeah, that is one giant alcoholic drink.
January 26, 2012 at 9:09 AM
omg, you’re so right!!! that weiner def looks like a poster for some std . . . . yikes
January 26, 2012 at 9:53 AM
it’s a wiener with the herps!
January 26, 2012 at 5:48 PM
It does look like some kind of “sore”…..ewwww
January 26, 2012 at 5:54 PM
hahaah gross!!