So Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Had A Penis Cake For His Birthday Is The Disturbing Thing
Posted January 26, 2012on:
Miley Cyrus must like pot as much as Armie Hammer because she is really into getting drunk and then stuffing her face with a penis shaped dessert. True story.
I’m not disturbed that Miley Cyrus is 19 and drinking a long island ice tea the size of my forearm or that she’s down on her knees eating a cake in the shape of a schlong… what really disturbs me is the fact that it’s Liam Hemsworth birthday!
He’s real cute and as tall as a giant, but why are people giving him wiener cakes for his birthday??
And why doesn’t Miley Cyrus find friends who don’t own cell phones without cameras??
So many questions.
PS Thanks to everyone who sent this in. You’re real revolution-ers.