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Christina Aguilera Might Haven Been In The Process Of Giving Birth On Stage

Posted on: January 31, 2012

When singing at a legends funeral, especially Etta James’, make sure you either give birth after the performance, or exfoliate so the self tanner isn’t dripping down from your crotch.

Doesn’t she have an assistant to check on her gestation period???

Etta James is looking down and shaking her head.

-Rocco


6 Responses to "Christina Aguilera Might Haven Been In The Process Of Giving Birth On Stage"

maybe it’s her water that broke . . . . either way, i just threw up in the back of my throat :(

That’s a full-on performance by any standard, IMO. An emotional tribute in total abandon. I’m in awe!

birth is always a performance

LMAO – Good catch on that self tanner drip. Now that you mentioned it, I can’t take my eyes off it !

maybe it’s her water that broke . . . . either way, i just threw up in the back of my throat.

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