Pretty Little Liars Recap Of A Recap
Posted January 31, 2012on:
The only conclusion I can come up with is A is a homosexual and in love with Caleb. That was pretty much the premise of last night’s episode.
A tells Hanna to stop Caleb from hacking the cell phone or Hanna’s mom will be exposed for her thievery at the bank. A… that was so last season.. move on! (And plus, A is totally in love with Caleb)
- A then does her own hacking and sends a photo from Hanna’s phone that shows her step sister Kate topless. I don’t think Kate will care all that much because she’s a dumb whore! Don’t think I forgot that horse episode!
-Spencer took her Nancy Drew business to a whole new level and blackmailed Kate, but now that crap is out the window.
- Aria’s date wants Ezra to be dean at a school in New Orleans. He’s a shitty Dad considering his daughter is sleeping with that guy.
- Aria is hanging out with Holden who has a bruise on his body and my God I hope they don’t start bringing in domestic violence issues on this show. I just can’t take it.
-Maya and Emily try to go on a date and Maya is being a ridiculous lesbian.
- Ali had a fake ID with the dumb ass name Vivian Darkbloom, which has the same letters as Vladimir Nabokov (or something like that??), who wrote Lolita. So, basically Ali is gross and slept around with her step father. What the hell is wrong with this show??
I really need to watch this show and write a proper recap because these just aren’t cutting it.