Justin Bieber Is Making New Songs And Hanging Out With Fame Whoring Seagulls
Posted on: February 20, 2012
Clearly, President’s Day is very important to everyone because I can’t find anything substantial to write about, hence this entire post (and the rest of the day).
1) J Biebs will apparently be on a new Far East Movement track. Now, I have it below, but I can’t understand a word of it, but let’s just assume it’s as fly as a G6 because my little angel muffin is involved.
2) The paparazzi wouldn’t leave J Biebs and Selena Gomez alone while they were playing house at the beach all weekend, and the obviously paid a seagull to get the inside scoop. Bastards.
Comedian.
Blame George Washington and Thomas Jefferson for the lack of news today.
-Rocco
February 21, 2012 at 4:16 AM
So the Biebster can tell the gender of seagulls by just looking at them, too? That’s another talent I didn’t know he has.
February 21, 2012 at 6:40 AM
jack of all trades that biebs is!