Do you think if I move to Washington DC, Barak Obama will let me work for him?? I’ll do anything, but I really want to help him get ready for his big musical numbers.

President Barak Obama made an encore performance at some White House Blues night (Don’t ask me why they are doing this?? As much as I love Obama… shouldn’t he be hard at work protecting human rights, my uterus, and ya know working me into the budget so I can work with him???), Obama grabbed the mic from BB King (who by the way, I can’t believe isn’t dead yet because him and Crystal Bowersox to those diabetes commercials.) to belt out some tunes and lock down his re-election the way he does best: CHARM THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE WITH HIS SWAG!

How can people possibly want Mitt Romney or Newt after this??

He needs to be re-elected because the next 4 years will be one giant Glee episode and we all really need that.

-Rocco