Battle Of The Porn Mustache At The 2012 Oscars: Bradley Cooper & Christopher Plummer Edition
Posted on: February 27, 2012
Today is such a battle; not only between the molester ‘staches but also for myself. I need to find a way to say “2012 Oscars” in every title.
Anyway, the 1973 creepy porn ‘staches were out last night.
B Coop rocked the dark almost handlebar mustache:
Still a dream.
And Christopher Plummer wore the I’m an old dude so I can do what I want porn ‘stach:
I’m pretty sure Bradley Cooper has that mustache for a movie role (please God let that be true), so I’m confident Christopher Plummer always looks like that. Plus, he’s rocking that top lip accessory with a velvet jacket?? What a badass mofo!
PS I think Christopher Plummer and his top lip hair won Best Supporting Actor for some movie I never heard of, but yay!
-Rocco
5 Responses to "Battle Of The Porn Mustache At The 2012 Oscars: Bradley Cooper & Christopher Plummer Edition"
Plummer is surreal. So classy. You should check out the movie he was in, beginnings. Ewan Macgregor is in it also. Really, really good.



February 27, 2012 at 8:00 AM
If you got it flaunt it. This is the perfect time to bring back the Civil War era.
February 27, 2012 at 8:03 AM
plummer is flaunting that!