Lee D. Can Go For A Few Looks Here
Posted February 28, 2012on:
Forget that he looks like the Gallagher brothers finally made up and made an inbred child….let’s discuss the more fun possibilities with that ‘do!
1) He can totally blow that shit out Abe Lincoln style.
Abe Lincoln might have been an ugly bastard, but you can’t deny the guy had some killer locks. Plus, he freed the slaves, so who cares if he wasn’t the prettiest guy on the block?? Don’t be so shallow, guys.
Anyway, Lee Bear can totally represent the Union and the Emancipation Proclamation and blow his hair out a la Abe Lincoln.
2) Beib swoop it up!!
Now, I don’t know why Justin Bieber decided to stop looking like a male, but Lee D won’t have this problem because he actually has hair on his face. Ya know what I mean? Are you seeing where I’m going with this?? He could totally swoop it up and look awesome. Trust me.
3) Or he could send us a video of him whipping his hair back and forth before he shaves it off.
I think I laid out some pretty good options that will bring him some great press.
You’re welcome Lee D, and everyone else who doesn’t have to think now. You can send my compensation through Pay Pal.