Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Party Anymore
Posted February 29, 2012on:
I’m not even going to link back to the post The Revolution had about Lindsay Lohan going out with her mom no less than 24 hours after her court hearing because than that would be too easy.
Lindsay Lohan is totally serious about getting sober this time. And by the way, this time is like the 27th time.
Let’s laugh at what Lindsay Lohan says about not wanting to go out anymore:
“That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”
That’s just not true. Not true at all. I mean, maybe she was just running to Walgreens when she went out (pictures below because I’m a real journalist). She was uncomfortable?? Did she not like the brand of vodka that was going around the VIP table??
That was all in the past week by the way… but ya know?? She’s a homebody now and we should trust her because Lorne Michaels is letting her host SNL and she hasn’t messed up her Elizabeth Taylor made for TV movie yet.