Pretty Little Liars: Jenna Almost Got Re-Blinded By Fire And Butt Chin Falcon Boy Is Angry Again
Posted March 6, 2012on:
If Butt Chin Falcon boy doesn’t ride (or fly?) into this episode on a motorcycle with Caleb riding shotgun… this episode is dead to me.
- The girls are boy obsessed and like the guy who recognized “Vivianne Westwood” and her coat. They of course, badly lie to Duncan. I wish his name wasn’t Duncan.
-Blind Bitch Jenna gets toted around in a Limo because she had eye surgery now AND BUTT CHIN FALCON BOY IS BACK!! His butt chin is more prominent but so is his icy cold stare back at Spencer. What a douche!
- Mona is super BFF and gets Hanna a new phone since she threw hers into a sink when her Mama was questioning too much.
-Emily gets a text from Maya saying she’s ok and not to tell.
- Butt Chin needs to stop helping out the step sister he used to sleep with. It’s just disgusting and rude, but his new haircut looks great.
- Why is Butt Chin Falcon boy being such a bastard? I don’t understand it…. is he jealous of Spencer’s butt chin? Does he miss his swoop bang?? IS HE “A”!???!!
- Jenna has super scent and could pretty much smell Spencer… I HATE JENNA!!
-Aria is sitting down with Duncan who is not cute up close. He looks like a deformed Ken doll.
-Aria has to break the news to Deformed Ken that Allison is 6 feet under ground and he seems sad about this. He’s not “A”.
-Deformed Ken admits to seeing Allison the weekend she disappeared… maybe he is “A”?? GOD I’M SO CONFUSED!
- “Where there’s smoke, there’s payback A” <— not even the saying dumbass! “A” is a moron.
- The fire dept are hanging out with Jenna and Butt Chin and they are still talking about the night she was blinded! THAT HAPPENED A YEAR AGO! GET OVER IT! YOU’RE BLIND!
-Butt Chin sees Dr. Wren and gets mad for some reason. And dumb Jenna has to introduce herself because she’s obnoxious.
- Jason 2.0 says Maya dropped off Allison’s things… and now she’s missing. Jason 2.0 doesn’t seemed to concerned about this and neither do the people who wrote this episode.
- Aria’s Mom went to go talk to Ezra and lay down the law about how she doesn’t really like Ezra and Aria together.
- Aria’s Mom brings up “A” in a roundabout way to Ezra….. OHHH SNAP!
- Mona wants to punch Jenna in the blind eyes. Me and Mona are slowly becoming best friends.
- Hanna is talking to Butt Chin and now he’s being rude to Hanna. “you need to shut up about my sister!” OH NO HE DIDN’T!
- So, what?? They blinded the bitch on accident… Falcon boy needs to calm his wings down.
-Jason 2.0 can not be “A”… he’s too nice. Mrs. Hasting walks in and it’s super awkward because Spencer and Jason 2.0 are sibling bonding.
-Aria is going to meet Duncan. Let’s hope he doesn’t kill her. Duncan is a pilot. <— the writers got fancy with that character detail.
-ARIA IS A GODDAMN IDIOT AND GETS IN A PLANE WITH DUNCAN! Has she ever seen a movie where the killer crashes the plane he’s flying?? Well, neither have I, but she’s still a moron.
- Duncan is peer pressuring Aria into flying the plane and now he’s talking about Ian.
- Ezra is not taking the job in New Orleans that Aria’s Dad set up for him to get him away from Aria. BOO YAH BYRON!! BOO YAH!
- Spencer and her mom has a conversation and I wasn’t paying attention.
- Hanna comes and tells Spenc about Butt Chin and how he’s a douche bag now.
- The newspaper that Allison’s stuff was wrapped in is highlighted in specific places.. OHHHH CLUES!!
- Hanna goes to get the stuff from Jason 2.0′s porch that Spencer put back and she hears a crash from inside the house and Jenna is bleeding from the eyeball. MY GOD!! Now, I feel bad because Jenna almost got blown up in Jason 2.0′s house.
- Once again… the girls are gonna get blames for shit! This time it’s arson.
- Jenna went to Jason 2.0′s because he texted her and told her to come over. Someone other than me wants to burn Jenna alive.
- “I woke up and couldn’t see”<— umm not shit Jenna… you’re blind.
-Jenna is shocked that Hannah saved her.
- Jason 2.0 says he has no idea why Jenna was in his house. I believe him and his great head of hair.
- Jenna wants to talk to the girls because she thinks the girls sent her the text… OH STOP YOUR CROCODILE TEARS!! Can blind people even cry?? She’s faking it.
- Why did she save you Jenna?? BECAUSE HANNA IS THE NICEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET… and my favorite pretty little liar.
- The creepy music box goes off because “A” is a ghost! AGHHHH!!
And of course the episode ends with Black Hooded Figure being creepy in the dark with a police badge. Oh good.
And just for good measure… I want to make sure you saw this…
Nothing good can come of Black Hooded Figure having a cop badge and nothing good can come from someone almost setting Jenna on fire…. again.
We find out who “A” is really soon… thank god!