Kristen Stewart Is Definitely Abusing R Pattz And It’s All Katy Perry’s Fault
Posted March 9, 2012on:
Small world, huh?
R Pattz is calling Katy Perry because she got a divorce and she’s a hot mess and dyed her hair blue. It’s intervention time for Katy Perry and R Pattz and his jaw are the healing powers she needs.
A source told US Weekly: “Rob has been texting and calling Katy every day. He’s just checking in on her. It’s not romantic at all. They’re friends.
“All Katy’s friends are concerned about how she’s dealing with it. Katy is doing amazing. She is over Russell and feels like she’s been set free. Her hair may be blue, but she isn’t!”
Good one, US Weekly! *high five*
Anyway, Kristen Stewart is unhappy about this. And how can I tell you ask?? Well, it’s not because her smile is gone (that’s never there) it’s because she is now throwing things at Robert Pattinson.
WHOA! Take it easy Chris Brown! When leather whips the skin… that hurts! (And now it sounds like I’m into S&M… someone call Rush Limbaugh).
Kristen Stewart is obviously abusive to R Pattz. Case closed.
PS Thanks to yesjayme for this video!