Oh Crap! I Guess Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Are Actually Engaged
Posted March 9, 2012on:
But I mean, will this even get to the altar? Or to the little white wedding chapel in Vegas on a drunken night??? Who knows!
All I do know is if she jumped off the Titanic a la Rose DeWitt Bukater, “She would go straight to the bottom”. HAH! Get it?? Her engagement ring is gigantic is what I mean!
We can all cry into our pillow cases now, because the engagement in true and the likelihood that this photo was showing J Timb leaving a recording studio is false.