Oh Crap! I Guess Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Are Actually Engaged
Posted on: March 9, 2012
But I mean, will this even get to the altar? Or to the little white wedding chapel in Vegas on a drunken night??? Who knows!
All I do know is if she jumped off the Titanic a la Rose DeWitt Bukater, “She would go straight to the bottom”. HAH! Get it?? Her engagement ring is gigantic is what I mean!
We can all cry into our pillow cases now, because the engagement in true and the likelihood that this photo was showing J Timb leaving a recording studio is false.
-Rocco
March 9, 2012 at 11:39 AM
OK, I’ll say it for you: He is marrying her because of the bun in her oven. And they just left a hospital or clinic. Call me a killjoy if you want. Having said that, I swear I don’t know that for a fact. So please don’t hate me for guessing.
March 9, 2012 at 11:49 AM
i was gonna make that joke.. but im still sucking up to him bc i need him back in the studio!