ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT WHO A IS??? WHY DOES A HAVE A GUN??!?!? IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW ‘A’?!?!? WHO IS ‘A’!??!?!

All these questions better be answered tonight.

- Okay a bunch of what happened last week, but who cares because I don’t remember?

- Spencer dreams that Alison is alive?? What? What is happening? And why is Spencer is talking to her like everything is okay and not like she’s TALKING TO A DEAD PERSON??

- Spencer has totally lost it. She’s hallucinating.

-Whoever is the cinematographer if this show needs to lighten this shit up because I can’t make out a damn thing in the dark…I’m not a cat.

-OH SNAP! The door was open?? Was Spencer really dreaming?? Is Allison’s ghost just walking around Rosewood?? Whhhhhhat?

-Of course Spencer tells Emily about the “Allison dream” and confesses she spoke to Alison too. These girls need medication.

-Hanna’s mom is asking questions about the fire that unfortunately didn’t kill Blind Bitch Jenna.

-CALEB IS BACK!!!!! YAYAYAYAY! Caleb… I’m glad he came back from visiting his Mama.

- “There is no more room for lies”…. um this show is called Pretty Little LIARS! Mrs. Hanna’s Mom.

-Aria is celebrating with Ezra for not taking the job in New Orleans and Aria is selfish and happy about this. This relationship is doomed to fail.

-Jenna is still crying over the fire I presume. And she’s taking her eye patch off to see if she can see.

-I’m gonna say what everyone is thinking: she is ugly without sunglasses!  (see above) THERE I SAID IT!

- Jenna, who is NOT Blind Bitch Jenna now, looks like a vampire and can see out of one eye. I think?  I don’t really know because she’s crying, but those could be happy or sad tears.

-Actually Not Blind Bitch Jenna has Butt Chin Falcon Boy take her to the PLL’s and Hanna is rude/wonderful and asks if she can see.

- The surgery didn’t work…  she’s lying. I don’t trust that ugly little liar.

-Jenna is in debt to Hanna for saving her and she just won’t stop crying about it. MY GOD! Stop blubbering woman!

- She’s “apologizing” to the girls. Should my heart be melting at this moment? Because it’s not.

-Then Jenna whips out her walking stick and beats them!!! No just kidding… that didn’t happen. She just walked away.

- Emily is all “oh no ho!” about the fake apology that Jenna just gave.

-’A’ wants Mona to break up Hanna and Caleb! ‘A’ HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

- Caleb’s hair is super shiny. He looks great. Caleb hates Mona, so now I hate Mona

- Aria sees an application on her mom’s desk for an all girls boarding school. BYRON IS TAKING THIS WAY TOO FAR! Who cares if your daughter is banging her ex- English teacher?? Get over it Byron!

-The girls go the doll shop where the creepy ass dolls are from. And a weird child is staring at the girls in the window. This is the beginning of a horror movie/mass torture and murder of all 4 girls. (God I wish I had a picture of this kid …. he kind of looks like this…..

- Have these girls not seen The Hills Have Eyes?!?!? NEVER LET THE CREEPY KID WITH A SYNDROME TALK TO YOU AND GIVE YOU ANSWERS!

- Creepy kid told Alison to stop looking because a man and woman wanted to hurt Alison. WHOA! Weird kid has premonitions!

-The kid basically tells Spencer her sister buys dolls and murders her friends with a male accomplice. Tough break.

- Old shop lady is not concerned at all about this kid.

- Aria’s not freaked out about the creepy future mass murderer kid.

- Spenc tells the girls that her parents hired a detective to find out if Melissa (her sister) killed Allison.

- OHHH SNAP! Aria calls her mom out on shipping her off to boarding school. Her Mom  pawns it off as trying to keep her safe.

-Aria is gonna shove her dad’s affair back in his face… AND IN THE DEANS!! Aria is smart.

-I love how Melissa is going to give birth to the spawn of Satan BECAUSE SHE’S A MURDERER!!!

-Spencer is an idiot and asks her sister to explain the video of her jumping to Allison’s bedroom the night she was murdered.

-Melissa threatens to show video of Spencer and her friends doing questionable things. Melissa is the world’s worst sister.

- Caleb is somehow involved in the girls’ plan. I wasn’t listening because I was blinded by his beauty.

- Oh man… Aria’s mom lays down the disappointment and ashamed card on her for threatening to turn her father in. That suuuuuucks. I’d rather my mom beat me with her jitterbug cellphone than tell me she’s ashamed of me. (PS Mamadukes loves The Revolution and is an avid reader)

- If Caleb and Mona even pretend to makeout in this car… I’M GONNA BE ASHAMED AND DISAPPOINTED IN THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW!

- Mona’s secretly in love with Caleb. his hair and his Twilight wolfy extra-ness.

- And my feed went out for 2 minutes, so I have no idea what happened.

- MELISSA IS ‘A’! MELISSA IS ‘A’!! They figured that out because of the Caleb/Mona set up thing.

- Hanna is just all down with turning in Spencer’s sister and Spencer is not all gung ho on that idea… shocking.

- NOW THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING! I’M GONNA CRY!!

- EZRA GOT FIRED!!!!! WHAT?!?!? BYRON IS AN OUT OF CONTROL MANIAC!! MY GOD! WHAT A BASTARD!

-Sorry for the caps lock party that just happened.

- Butt Chin Falcon Boy is still besties with Jenna and I don’t like this one bit. Jenna hands Butt Chin page 5 of Allison’s autopsy! Garrett asked the blind girl to hold it… smart!

-The girls go to the doll store to see the creepy future serial killer kid and I’m convinced they are all gonna die in the next 10 minutes. PLL will never air on ABC Family again.

-Of course the girls break in because they are the smartest girls ever.

- OH GOD! Creepy doll saying something like “*mumbles* end up like me”.

-I AM NEVR CLOSING MY EYES AGAIN!! Monkeys are going off, dolls are moving and talking, lap tops are falling…. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

- I hope Aria feels like shit for getting Ezra fired. Now he’s moving away…. GOOD JOB ARIA! And now he’s breaking up with you…. way to go. This plan backfired like whoa!

- Or they’ll have sex?? Well… I’m clearly live blogging this at 6AM and wasn’t expecting that.

- Garett and Melissa are making out in the barn and carrying stuff in and out.

- A police man is at the door and telling Garett to surrender his weapon and he’s under arrest for the murder of Allison!

WHAT WHAT WAT WHAT?!?!?

More importantly…. he was the Italian pop star in the Lizzie McGuire movie?!?! WHAT!??!?

BRILLIANT!!

Anyway….

I KNEW JENN A DID  WAS GONNA TURN HIM IN AND I KNEW JENNA OCOULD SEE! I KNEW IT!! SHE JUST KILLED A FLY! ON HER MIRROR!!

SHE CAN SEE! God she’s so hideous!!

Creepy old doll lady is talking to Black Hooded Figure and Black Hooded Figure is giving treats to creepy, future serial killer kid. Great babysitter!

WE FIND OUT WHO ‘A’ IS NEXT WEEK!

YESSSS! I can move on with my life!!

-R