I hate fireworks now. I hate girls from California. E.T.?? He’s dead to me! And don’t even get me started on teen age dreams. TRY PUBERTY NIGHTMARES, PERRY!!!

And once again, thanks to Ms. Perry… I can’t even rap ”N**as In Paris” like a baller anymore. I’m really good at it, but she ruined it for me.

-Rocco