American Idol Live-ish Blog: So, Billy Joel Is Even More Boring When These People Are Singing His Songs
Posted on: March 21, 2012
Billy Joel looks like a corpse.
Anyway, whoever is left on this show is singing Billy Joel tonight, so I’m already bored.
*muffled* I HATE BILLY JOEL!
Oscar is not a fan of this either.
But with that being said Heejun is tweeting about God again and saying that he is ready to have fun and shock us all:
If Billy Joel has a fast song.. I’m gonna need Heejun to sing and dance.
And I’m gonna need Phillip Phillips to be sans a shirt.
Oh P.Diddy is guest mentoring so this isn’t awkward at all as J Lo and him used to bang.
Let’s go:
Oh of course my live stream isn’t working.
My friend just told me “the kid that looks like a lion is singing” and Steven Tyler “looks Beetlejuice.”
I’m assuming it’s DeAndre
That’s a bad picture to depict the lion-ness of him but you know what he looks like.
I still can’t find a live stream.. I should probably just find a job that allows me to afford cable. There’s an idea!
DeAndre does look like a lion… And Steven does look like Beetlejuice.
Erika Van Pelt:
She just said she likes Boston. Oh God!
Tommy Hilfiger made her cut her hair….. she looks like a completely different person. This isn’t America’s Next Top Model.
I like her blazer.
I honestly can not tell you that I listened to what this woman is singing because I’m writing a mean letter to Tommy Hilfiger for making her cut her hair.
Oh good Randy Jackson approves of the butch hair cut. Maybe Tommy Hilfiger should shave his soul patch with his sparkly little broach.
She looks like freakin’ Kris Jenner. What did she even sing??
Joshua:
I’m sad Tommy didn’t turn Joshua into Fantasia.
He’s a black, possibly gay man… BE FABULOUS!
He’s singing a song he never heard before… so this should go over well.
His jacket is too tight. He can’t move his body. (I’m so distracted by the fashion this week)
Oh snap! He’s got the choir descending the stairs and he’s screeching into the mic.
Hearing J Lo critique someone’s singing is absolutely ridiculous. The last time she performed she lip synched while sitting in a Fiat. Just saying.
Skylar:
She stole the flower from Steven Tyler’s mic for this picture. True story.
Why does this little white chick love P Diddy?? That is awesome. And what’s even more awesome is P Diddy doesn’t like the way she sings. AWKWARD! He loves her now.
Skylar is BOOT CRAZY! SHE’S BOOT CRAZY Y’ALL!!
I’m really confused. If Tommy Hilfiger is styling all of them.. why do they all look like they went shopping at Charlotte Russe??
Who’s the cute keyboard guy?? I like him.
I’m bored.
Elise:
I’m glad that other blonde old woman now looks like Kris Jenner becuase now I can tell her apart from Elise, the other old blonde woman.
Elise has been in the bottom 3, so she’ll probably go home tomorrow.
“Vienna”… I’ve never heard of it? And neither has Jimmy Iovine.
I think P Diddy just told her to open her legs… J Lo is gonna hate this bitch.
And now Tommy doesn’t want her to hid her body… this is getting sexual.
She wanted bell bottoms so bad… she didn’t wear them.She wore a pretty dress instead.
My actual critique of Elise is she’s great, but she isn’t current, but this might just have to do with them singing BILLY JOEL WHO IS OUT DATED!!!
Plus, she’s screaming. Just go home already. And change your first name.
Orrrr all the judges could have a boner over this and love her??? Hmm whatever. She should’ve worn bell bottoms.
Way to kill time. Jesus Idol, get the girls crying and the man praying to Jesus away from the camera. Let’s get on with the show.
Phillip Phillips:
GODDAMN IT! He’s wearing clothes. What kind of fashion guy is Tommy Hilfiger anyway?
There’s a kind of naked P Squared because Tommy Hilfiger sucks.
He worked in a Pawn Shop?? God that’s hot and really red neck all at the same time.
Tommy straight up disses P^2. What an asshole.Tommy Hilfiger your face is drab and dull.
Tommy calls him ugly and P Diddy is taking away his guitar… THIS IS ANARCHY!!
You guys… I just really want to kiss him on his mouth. I don’t mean to be crude, but this kid is freakin’ adorable.
Oh and he’s wearing grey so suck it Tommy!
He’s got some swag, right??? Heart. Heart. Heart.
P^2 should just take off his clothes… I mean, that’s why the girls are screaming.
Hollie:
I don’t know who this is.
And she’s wearing a sparkly tube top. TOMMY HILFIGER IS OBVIOUSLY ON DRUGS!
Why does it sound like she has an Australian accent? Does she or did I just eat way too many skittles and I’m tweaking?
By the way, Tommy… she stills looks 37 years old. She’s a 37 year old going to Atlantic City now.
This is awful. She’s like a poor man’s Christina Aguilera.
Heejun:
A tux and a treat hat?!??! STOP IT!! Heej. I love you. So much.
Side note: Haley Reinharts eyes got really close. #closeseteyes.
I want a Heejun shirt. HOW DO I GET THAT?!?!?
WOw… Heejun and P Diddy hugged an intense hug and called him a con man, That’s perfect.
HEEJUN IS SO FREAKIN’ FUNNY! I CAN NOT TAKE IT! Are you guys not cracking up? Because I’m sitting alone in my bedroom laughing out loud.
And I thought he really messed up… this is great. This is so great.
He just made me believe in Heaven and other things people question in life.
Jessica:
I don’t like Jessica Sanchez. She annoys the hell out of me.
She’s a great singer yes… but she’s boring.
Shocking another ballad. I’m not even going to watch this. I’d rather watch that little emo Colton sing two songs.
Colton:
Colton is gonna sing Piano Man because he’s obsessed with his piano, isn’t he?? That’s lame
Colton is very vain. This is bizarre.
“My hair’s my baby” *BIG FAT EYE ROLL*… I wanna slap that highlight out of his hair..
I want to like this kid, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. He’s just a little too pretentious for me.
That was dumb.
J Lo needs to stop trying to make “goosies” a word and she needs to stop fumbling over P. Diddy’s name when she remembers she used to sleep with him.
Whew! Thank god that’s over.
YOU GUYS… the most important thing we learned tonight was
1) Tommy Hilfiger is a God awful designer.
2) P^2 is sexy and has swag and needs to keep wearing grey.
3) Heejun Han is the greatest thing to be on this show. And on this planet.
4) AND J LO AND P DIDDY HAD SEX AND ALMOST GOT SHOT IN A NIGHT CLUB AND THAT’S WHY THEY BROKE UP AND J LO HAD TO STARE AT HIS FACE FOR 2 HOURS ON THAT SCREEN!
Never forget:
-Rocco
25 Responses to "American Idol Live-ish Blog: So, Billy Joel Is Even More Boring When These People Are Singing His Songs"
March 21, 2012 at 9:57 PM
I got as far as the picture of Oscar!! :/ Lol My feelings exactly!! 
March 21, 2012 at 10:00 PM
hahaha oh good. tonight was boring. i want some contemporary stuff. how can we decided if we’d buy these people’s records when they are singing old stuff. it’s hard for me to grasp what kind of record they’d make today.
and if they’d make a record that sounds like this… no thanks!
March 21, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Oh!!! What is with Tommy and Diddy dissin’ on P^2!?! I love him in his drab, non-color shirts — even though I do make fun of him! I’m glad he stuck it to ‘em tonight! Get off his back — he’s awesome (and yes, totally kissable!)
BTW, did you hear Ryan call him “P Squared”?!?! Clearly Ry-Ry reads The Rev! 
March 21, 2012 at 10:35 PM
yeah tommy needs to cool it with the dissin’ of P^2.
I make fun of him, but I love grey just as much,
I didn’t hear Ryan call him that! HE TOTALLY READS THIS! hahahah
March 21, 2012 at 10:37 PM
We’re a little behind with the show here in Oz so I won’t get to watch it until tonight… But what’s this about people picking on my toyboy??!!! How dare they, think I may need to take a 24hr flight and give some people a good ole Aussie biatch slap lol, how could anyone bag our boy, even if his clothes are drab, it doesn’t matter because he is so cute and can sing to me in the growly voice all day long
March 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM
you need to come here and tell tommy what’s up? he was hating on our boy!
he did great tonight
March 21, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Firstly, of course he did great, I’d expect nothing less
Second, think I’ll have to send ole Tommy boy a sternly worded email about picking on our man! If that doesn’t work, I’ll be hoping on the next flight! … Does someone have a spare bed for me??? 
Lastly, WHEN you get to give our man a big kiss on the mouth, give him an extra big one from his “cougar” (god I hate that term, I’ll have to think up something else) xx
March 21, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Hilarious livish-blog. I ‘m so glad P Squared didn’t listen to them and I really hope you get to kiss him on the mouth someday. He’s adorable.
March 21, 2012 at 11:02 PM
OMG — HEEJUN!! I was dying, too! I yelled outloud, “Treat hat and tux!!” (Sorry for all my separate comments — I’m always behind in watching and I’m reading your blog after watching each person perform!)
I was totally cracking up and loving it!
Oh, and Tommy has proven now that he is a total douche…
March 21, 2012 at 11:08 PM
HOW GREAT WAS HEEJUN!? so funny. he may not be the best singer but he’s the most entertaining, plus he rocked a treat hat. LOVE!
tommy is an idiot.
and comment all you want ! no worries. enjoy the rest of the show!
March 22, 2012 at 7:56 AM
Hahaha I totally forgot about J-LO and PDiddy’s past! AHAHAHAHA
March 22, 2012 at 8:10 AM
i almost did too, and then I felt illogically awkward. and then it hit me!!
March 23, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Australians don’t sound like Hollie! Her parents are from Liverpool – but to me she sounds a bit Irish….
March 23, 2012 at 12:52 PM
i get my accents mixed up sometimes… it just threw me because i guess i never heard her speak before lol
March 23, 2012 at 7:40 PM
I thought she sounded like she had a really strong Boston accent… Until I heard her parents, personally love a good liverpodlian accent
If it was an Aussie accent, she’d speak much slower… We’ll that seems how we are always portrayed on screen lol … Many moons ago when I was in the states I was actually constantly asked to talk slower because I was so hard to understand, apparently my “accent” is very strong, to which I would respond.. What accent I don’t have an accent, now let’s hit the frog and toad and get ourselves some vegemite sangas
March 23, 2012 at 12:48 PM
can this be a reason for you why you hate jessica? https://twitter.com/#!/JSanchezAI11/status/183216685409517568/photo/1
March 21, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Oh my! P^2 sans shirt?! I may pass out. But, I don’t know how else P^2 and Tommy will agree on style!
Ha! And, I didn’t even think about JLo and Diddy — yeah, awkward!
March 21, 2012 at 8:19 PM
I hope ryan seacrest brings up the fact that they slept together lol