He’s obviously exhausted from doing all his high ninja kicks on red carpets like the one above. I now understand and send him well wishes. I almost want to volunteer at Cirque Lodge just so I can help heal The Situation so he can go back to drinking mass amounts of alcohol and banging chicks with daddy issues and low self-esteem.

The Situation released a statement to his fans (he actually has those?) and this is what the douche-tastic addict had to say:

I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.

On second thought, I’m pretty sure one would only pose like this if they smoke crack, so let’s just assume it’s that. Let’s also say he’s getting treated for an STD. That’s not really a stretch either.

-Rocco