Rihanna is a really bad decision maker, so I’m just gonna go ahead and throw this into the Vault of Truth.

Basically, she had a booty call with Kutcher because that’s how she rolls ‘mon!

According to the photographer, the “Birthday Cake” singer got to Ashton’s home right around midnight … and didn’t leave ’til roughly 4 AM.
As we previously reported, Justin Bieber recently checked out Ashton’s $10 million bachelor pad on his high-end real estate hunt … but we’re guessin’ Rihanna wasn’t there for an open house.

Or she was checkin’ out some real estate.

At least, Ashton Kutcher won’t hit her. I mean, he’s used to being gentle seeing that he dated an 80-year-old woman who did Whip Its all day long.

-Rocco