God damnit!! Don’t tell me anything! I read the books, but I still don’t want to know anything about the movie.

Well, actually tell me if Peeta Bread looked really tiny on-screen. That I want to know. Ya know?? So, I’m prepared not to burst out in laughter at his small frame.

Anyway, people were camping out for this.

And that’s legit because I could barely drag myself out of bed yesterday evening to walk 10 blocks and go see it.  You see, I was watching a Queer Eye For The Straight Guy marathon and I just couldn’t get myself away from it, and not to mention, I was recovering from my birthday night which had me out until 4:30AM and that’s just not how I normally roll. This old lady prefers to be in bed by 9PM.

So, long story short The Hunger Games made $155 million this weekend and it was the 3rd largest movie opener, which makes it better than Twilight saga openings, and Kristen Stewart is not smiling about it.

I’m seeing The Hunger Games on Thursday, so keep your mouth shut around me about the movie until then. Please.

-Rocco