For All The Adam Lambert Fans That Bugged Out On Me Yesterday
Posted on: March 27, 2012
There’s nothing I love more than coming home from work at 1AM (after something like a 17 hour day), checking email and getting 26 comments all because I said I prefer Bruno Mars to Adam Lambert. You’d think I learn my lesson and never talk about these two in the same post (because I always get in trouble) but I guess I’m a masochist.
True, I gave Glamberts (is that what you crazy kids are calling yourself these days?) permission to yell at me HERE, but for some reason at 1AM things are less funny and I just cry.
I’m just kidding. I didn’t cry…. but does that make it right? NO!
Hey... don't cry you.
Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this? (And yes… I’m gonna leave this blog post unedited because I feel like the Glamberts can find new insults for me in that as well), but I think my point was… I just wanna make out with Bruno Mars and have him ukulele me to sleep afterward. Is that okay with everyone? As much as I want Adam Lambert to give me makeup/runway tips (Seriously. Why hasn’t he been a guest judge on America’s Next Top Model? That NEEDS to happen), he’s just not gonna make out with me. Plus, he’s not Hawaiian and I really want my half Italian/half Hawaiian little nugget. Also, retirement in Honolulu sounds fantastic to me.
With that being said, here is Adam Lambert singing “Never Close Our Eyes” acoustic style, and I like it much better than the fist pumping beat that gives me a migraine. And not to mention, his little side kick has the most perfect coiffed hair I’ve ever seen.
Are we all friends again??
We're bros... let's all be bros.
So… to sum up my thesis: I like Adam Lambert. I just like Bruno Mars better. I’m sure the two of them would be chill with that. It’s called satire. I can’t make you think I’m funny….my Mom and Dad think I’m funny and that’s all that matters. Also, I’m a girl. I have lady parts. Does the name Rocco evoke the image of male genitalia? I maybe should’ve thought of that before I started this.
-Rocco
10 Responses to "For All The Adam Lambert Fans That Bugged Out On Me Yesterday"
March 27, 2012 at 11:36 AM
It was very entertaining reading all the comments from the first blog! Wow! I lol’d at the statement… ‘now there’s a rational sane thought’…pretty much sums up that they don’t ‘get’ you at all…cause that’s the last thing your trying to be! 
Luv ya for that!!
March 27, 2012 at 11:54 AM
that was my favorite line too! haha
but whatya ya want from me?!?! HAH get it. Adam Lambert line. (I just made myself laugh out loud)
you get it cher… you get it.
March 27, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Oh good to know that I get it cause ironically I have a saying that ‘I crack myself up’ and laugh at myself out loud too!!…but that’s because I usually don’t ‘get it’!!….lol
March 28, 2012 at 5:19 AM
everyone is entitled to his own opinion adam is talented but so is bruno, but I kinda feel that whenever bruno’s name is put out with adam his fans become very defensive I don’t understand why especially that bruno is an amazing singer and he can his sing his ass off live, vocally he’s one of the best among popular singers right now and he achieved a lot with one album he’s still 26 years old and worked hard for it too he’s been behind the scenes for several years before his big break with nothin on you at 2010
March 28, 2012 at 6:41 AM
you are exactly right lian. its a good collab, they are both talented artists in their own right, they make diff music and this is what happened when they worked together.
June 11, 2012 at 4:38 AM
I’m just kidding. I didn’t cry…. but does that make it right? NO!
December 22, 2012 at 2:54 AM
I always get in trouble) but I guess I’m a masochist.
March 27, 2012 at 10:04 AM
What I don’t understand about “fans” like this is they don’t seem to know the difference between protective and possessive. It may be a fine line but a line there is nonetheless. I hope none of them becomes the type portrayed by Robert de Nero in Taxi Driver and The Fan. I’m glad you are handling this situation rather well. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry about the belated shout out.
March 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM
1) thank you for the bday wish!
2) It’s all in good fun im sure (at least on my part)…they just dont understand the revolution
3) and nice reference to deniro in taxi driver and the fan. Bravo.
March 28, 2012 at 4:41 AM
Thank you. But I spelled De Niro’s name wrong. Oops. You are so right about the over-zealous ‘Glamberts’. They are so wrapped up in their crusade in the name of their idol they failed to see what the Rev is really about. Now I’m worried about Adam because he might find himself caught in the crossfire when a verbal war breaks out over freedom of speech.