Really? REALLY, LEO?!? This hurts.

Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t as the Titanic 3D premiere and I’m reaching for things to write about this early in the morning, so let’s just look at a picture of people who care enough about Titanic 3D to make an appearance at the premiere.

Actually, it’s just Kate Winslet and a bald Billy Zane.

You can be blasé about some things, Rose.... but NOT about Titanic!

Let’s just assume Leonardo DiCaprio would have worn a blue, velvet suit to the premiere like he did in 1997.

-Rocco