Oh Thank God… Bradley Cooper Broke Up With Zoe Whateverhernameisnoonecaresanymore
Posted March 29, 2012on:
“But she was in Avatar!!!”<—- what everyone is gonna yell at me because I don’t know this chick’s last name and can’t be bothered to Google it.
Anyway, Bradley Cooper is a single man again and this seriously made my day a little bit better.
This is obviously the moment Bradley Cooper Facebook’ed me and decided he loved my face and my being so much more than Zoe, who was in Avatar. I think we can all agree that is what happened.
Me and Coop are back on, so expect a lot more Cooper posts. My heart was too broken to do it before.
PS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN DYING TO USE THAT GIF! Jesus… is that fate or what??