Heejun Han Is Totally Over American Idol
Posted on: March 30, 2012
My what comforting arms Phillip Phillips has. I’ll go on American Idol only to embarrass myself and then have America kick me off just to be held by P^2.
I missed last nights results show because I was in a cold, dark theater watching The Hunger Games, whispering Peeta Bread countless times, realizing I would die in about 2 seconds, and making mental notes for my review of The Hunger Games which will hopefully be written tonight, so wait around all day in anticipation for that.
So, anyway, HEEJUN IS GONE! *SOB* I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AMERICA!! NOW WE ONLY HAVE SEXY P^2 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME! And yes, I’m talking about Robot Sanchez and Macaroni Head mainly.
I can’t even find video of this sadness (it was just too hard for some people to record) but I think this photo says it all…
Actually, I don’t know what that picture says, but I do know what Heejun said after the show. In true Heej fashion, backstage he told the world he’s going to move on with his life by watching The Voice and he’ll probably audition for The Voice next year.
HAH! That’s hilarious.
God I’m gonna miss him. American Idol already got significantly worse for me and the only cure for this is a shirtless P^2.
-Rocco
20 Responses to "Heejun Han Is Totally Over American Idol"
March 30, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Um what did Phillip spill on his pants? He looks so so sad, and I think he will definitely be missing his BFF. At least they get to reunite for the tour. We’ve seen this before…Michael Johns leaving David Cook, Andrew Garcia leaving Lee Dewyze…but wait, both David and Lee won, so that means that losing your BFF early means you will win, so I declare P2 the winner!!!
March 30, 2012 at 8:35 AM
So sad Heejun is gone. 
What will P2 do? The mansion will be so lonely without him. Macaroni head needs to go, please.
March 30, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I can’t believe Macaroni gets to stay longer than Heejun, it’s just wrong That bromance was the best thing of the show! And why didn’t they save him? They want to use the save for Elise? Come on!!!!
This sucks, and now I hate jessica and colton even more cause they tweeted all night long without even mentioning him, you are suposse to be sad!
March 30, 2012 at 9:42 AM
it is wrong! they’re dumb.. he was great ratings.
jessica is an emotionless robot and colton is a bad jesus lover because jesus would be sad about heejun leaving
March 30, 2012 at 10:35 AM
“My what comforting arms Phillip Phillips has.”… that line is awesome because as I was watching the show, I literally thought/said “my god, look at the way Phillip hugs!”
March 30, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Those are tears on Phillip’s pants! His pillow is probably sopping wet right now.
I hope Heejun tweets his opinions as he watches The Voice Monday night.
March 30, 2012 at 11:11 AM
hahah those are tears!!
i want to hire heejun to live-ish blogs things with me. we do live in the same city and i think we could work out a plan where both of us get paid very very cheaply to do so
March 30, 2012 at 2:54 PM
LMAO !!!! I can’t wait for the live-ish blog with you and Heejun 
When I saw the results last night all I could think of was Rocco will be devastated !!! I think P^2 is getting stronger with each performance and I would def buy his music ( I can’t see me spending the money on anyone else ! ) I am eagerly waiting for the live-ish blog from the two of you !! Def Pulitzer material !!!!!
March 30, 2012 at 2:58 PM
i need to find heejun han contacts. i want to blog with him and vlog with him and throw twitter jamborees. i think this could work.
March 30, 2012 at 5:35 PM
clicking around americanidol.com just now and just heard P^2 say he recently went karaoke’ing with heejun and a bunch of heejun’s friends and they sang michael bolton’s ‘how am i supposed to live without you’ together! O M G!
that cheered me up a bit. still mad as hell at america though. hollie and skylar and deandre all had more votes than heejun no i don’t think so.
oh, and here you go: http://www.dailymotion.com/HumanSlinky#video=xps4dv (:
March 30, 2012 at 5:40 PM
oops! try this one: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xps4dv_24-1-of-9-voted-off-american-idol-2012_tv
March 30, 2012 at 5:41 PM
why isn’t what i’ve posted showing up…..
last try: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xps4dv_24-1-of-9-voted-off-american-idol-2012_tv
March 30, 2012 at 7:58 AM
Shattered the Heejun is gone!! Who’s going to keep our beautiful P^2 smiling?? I think our chances of a shirtless P^2 picture has taken a dive, Heejun was our best chance for that I think!!
Poor Heejun, what’s going on over in that country of yours??? How could they not send home Decaroni??? …. Maybe because for some reason I just can’t understand idol is pushing for him to stay? J-Lo shouts for people to vote for him after his migraine enducing pervormance and then surprise surprise Eric Benet turns up???
March 30, 2012 at 8:09 AM
i dont know im ashamed of america right now.
i heard about eric benet surprising him.. this isnt the finale that doesnt need to happen