Heejun Han Is Totally Over American Idol
Posted March 30, 2012on:
My what comforting arms Phillip Phillips has. I’ll go on American Idol only to embarrass myself and then have America kick me off just to be held by P^2.
I missed last nights results show because I was in a cold, dark theater watching The Hunger Games, whispering Peeta Bread countless times, realizing I would die in about 2 seconds, and making mental notes for my review of The Hunger Games which will hopefully be written tonight, so wait around all day in anticipation for that.
So, anyway, HEEJUN IS GONE! *SOB* I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AMERICA!! NOW WE ONLY HAVE SEXY P^2 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME! And yes, I’m talking about Robot Sanchez and Macaroni Head mainly.
I can’t even find video of this sadness (it was just too hard for some people to record) but I think this photo says it all…
Actually, I don’t know what that picture says, but I do know what Heejun said after the show. In true Heej fashion, backstage he told the world he’s going to move on with his life by watching The Voice and he’ll probably audition for The Voice next year.
HAH! That’s hilarious.
God I’m gonna miss him. American Idol already got significantly worse for me and the only cure for this is a shirtless P^2.