What the hell is wrong with me? This is what a 25-year-old does in NYC on a Saturday night. Don’t let television and movies fool you. We sit, with unbrushed hair, eating skittles, watching kids make awful choices.

Adam Sandler won best actor? Really? WHAT YEAR IS THIS!!!???

Kristen Stewart best actress?? THE NATION’S YOUTH ARE ALL ON DRUGS!!

Anyway, I watched this show last night for a bit and I came to the conclusion that the younger generation is demented and Andrew Garfield is actually dating Emma Stone. My heart broke a little bit.

I can’t even be mad at the adorableness. Good luck, you crazy kids. And yes Andrew Garfield, I’ll be waiting in the background patiently.

I also came to the conclusion that One Direction is AWEEEEESOME!

I am such a fan.

Even the crappy quality of this video can’t undermine their pop perfection.

How charming are they??

Taylor Swift is a giant fan. Enough said.

-Rocco