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I Hate When 86 Year Old Women Are More Limber Than Me

Posted on: April 2, 2012

Johanna Quaas is a freak of nature.

She’s an 86-year-old gymnast from Germany (of course) and she could kick all our asses on the bar, the rings, floor exercises, and whatever the hell else gymnasts do.

Doesn’t that make you feel like a piece of crap? I can’t do that, and I’m 6 decades younger than that ho! (sorry to whoever’s Grandma I just called a ho).

She needs to update her unitard thought. Green crushed velvet is so 1954.

-Rocco

-Rocco

2 Responses to "I Hate When 86 Year Old Women Are More Limber Than Me"

Holy shit, Grandma, SERIOUSLY? That was insane! :D

hahahahah i know! i couldn’t do that when i was 7 and i actually wanted to be a gymnast. lol

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