Rihanna is just one of those people who shouldn’t have a twitter. You probably know a few people who fall into that same category (LeAnn Rimes is another one I can think of off the top of my head), and Rihanna is queen of it.

She’s either topless, being annoying, sometimes both, and now she’s grabbing her crotch, wearing ugly clothes, and showing us a hairdo that is causing me to perform a giant eye roll before 7:30 AM.

She is the only person who shaves her head and then decides “whoops… let me put in half a weave”. Well, her and Ciara.

At least her hair isn’t bozo the clown red or white trash blonde. I’ll giver her that much. The darker color is an improvement, but seriously… stop with the instagraming.

That Asian man in the back isn’t having any of it.

-Rocco