Screw sexiest man alive, Ryan Gosling is a real life super hero. Put that on a magazine cover US WEEKLY!

It’s just been a few months since Ryan Gosling was fighting crime on the streets of NYC, now he’s saving lives on the streets of NYC.

I just wonder why I’m never the one getting mugged or almost hit by a bus?? Can’t this happen to me just once when Ryan Gosling is in the vicinity of my being, so he can gallantly save me?? Life is so unfair.

I’m so glad this woman literally, LITERALLY had time to stop and tweet this so the world could know.

-Rocco