I can’t help but think these two lay in bed (either before or after the sex tape is made) and discuss how they can infiltrate the media and become headline news everyday of their relationship.

And of course, Kris Kardashian is in a sleeping bag on the floor (getting ready to film) and dreaming of the same things.

I’m not even shocked by this pairing because people with egos of that caliber can’t date anybody else.

Kanye West dropped a song “Theraflu” and of course it references his love for Kim K:

And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim/ ‘Round the same time she fell in love him/ That’s cool, baby girl do your thing/ Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team

And then shockingly they synchronized their fame whore watches and were photographed coming out of The Hunger Games. (Side note: Do you think Kanye West is team Peeta or Gale?)

Anyway, I’m sure this will last just the amount of time it takes Kim K to film a season of Kim & Whoever Takeover Whatever City They Are Terrorizing and the time it takes Kanye to finish up an album and drop it.

I know how it works.

-Rocco