Robert Pattinson Will Be In Rehab In About 3 Months…. He’s Hanging Out With Lindsay Lohan Now
Posted on: April 6, 2012
This photo technically has nothing to do with him hanging out with Lohan, but he’s shirtless and looks crazy (and sexy), so when you think about it… it’s what hanging out with Lohan will do to ya in the long run.
Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is off of probation so of course she’s going out and getting shit faced at the Chateau Marmont every chance she gets, because she’s serious about recovery this time around. Apparently, R Pattz was there as well, and the two left together to go hang out with friends at some other place that Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t be because she has no will power and will do cocaine if it’s in the last bathroom stall.
And from all this, you can see my conclusion that R Pattz jaw is going to look more defined and perfect at the Betty Ford Clinic.
I’m just going to assume he’s playing a drug addict in his next movie and is doing research.
-Rocco
3 Responses to "Robert Pattinson Will Be In Rehab In About 3 Months…. He’s Hanging Out With Lindsay Lohan Now"
His hair is comming back!
You are soooo cute, Rob <3 LOVE you EVER!!!


April 6, 2012 at 6:46 PM
No no no, Rocco. He left before she did and he was with his friends, I would have to cut that skank if she ever went near him. The twitchy one is bad enough; I’d completely lose it!
April 6, 2012 at 6:49 PM
I’m glad I’m falsely reporting things