Do you know what that would do to my 13-year-old girl heart in my 25-year-old body? It would burst. Burst with love.

I don’t really know the whole story or how this got started (because believe it or not, I do have some sort of a life) but long story short, Tay Tay said she thought Harry Styles (Is that really his full name? My god he was born for this) from One Direction was cute and she was smitten with him backstage at the Kid Choice Awards. Somehow Justin Bieber was involved with this which I’m just going to believe because that’s his new album name (he pays me for promotion obviously) and I like when Justin Bieber is involved in obscure stories.

Thank you to whoever made this image. You deserve awards.

And because of all that of course MTV asks Harry Styles if they are dating and he’s coy and says she’s a nice girl.

At least release a song together so I have something to listen to during the summer and relate my love life. Ok? Thanks.

-Rocco