The One Direction Lads Are Stalkers
Posted April 13, 2012on:
I’d be more accepting of this fact if it wasn’t Rihanna who they were stalking and I have reasons for this.
One, Rihanna is kind of an idiot.
She simultaenously wore a trench coat whilst being naked underneath it, all while complaining about wanting her privacy after walking out of a Battleship interview when asked about whether or not she’s banging Ashton Kutcher.
Call me crazy but looking like a slutty Carmen Sandiego doesn’t really garner you privacy. I can pretty much see her hoo-hah. But on the other side it, she might just need a reason to not talk about her shitty Battleship movie. If that’s the case, I agree with her… get up and walk out of that!
Okay… I don’t have two reasons why stalking Rihanna is a bad idea, but it just is and reason number one was good enough. Stalking slutty Carmen Sandiego is never a good idea.
Anyway, the boys are in Australia and so is Rihanna so of course the stalking commences and they have some good tactics. They are utilizing their sources.
“The boys have been desperately trying to find her. They’ve been trying to work out what room she’s in from her Twitter pictures of her view.”