It’s true, don’t deny it.

All the celebrities pretend to be the 99%, take off their shoes, smoke the inexpensive weed and rave dance to Mumford & Sons and some band no one really cares about because we truly are all pretentious during Coachella weekend and I have photos of them doing it.

Fergie & Josh

Josh: OMG FERGS! We are socializing with real people. I can’t wait to tell Tyrese about this on the set of Transformer 4.

Ian Somerhalder & Nina Dobrev

Ian: Oh look Nina, people I went to high school with.

Nina: No silly. You went to private school. These people can’t afford that.

Emma Roberts & Chord Overstreet

Chord: Emma, those beads really bring out the inexpensive look you were going for. You fit right in.

Emma: Thanks. Your horizontal striped shirt is ironic and looks dirty. Your method acting skills, rock!

And for the Queen of Coachella… Vanessa Hudgens.

Barefoot. Short jorts. Midriff showing through a chiffon flowery top. An obnoxiously long sweater with no sleeves. Big sunglasses. A headband made out of real flowers.

I can’t take it.

-Rocco