Magic Mike, the Showgirls of our generation, is obviously going to be the funniest movie ever made. Whether or not it’s supposed to be in the genre of comedy is unknown, but either way, it’s going to be hilarious.

Male strippers are never not funny. I mean, check out two new stills from the movie and try not to giggle.

Why is Matthew McConaughey in a cowboy hat and drinking a red wine spritzer? And why is his name the most difficult thing to spell?

Fog machines are just hilarious. And so is a crushed velvet vest.

When does this movie come out?

-Rocco