I didn’t realize the editors and writers of InTouch weekly were goddamn mind readers. If so, they couldn’t have warned us about Lindsay Lohan??

This chick has been pregnant for no less than 16 months, but we know her tearful words to her baby girl…. “Now, I have no excuse to carry burritos in my Prada bag”. <— that’s probably what she will say. I can tell the future and I should work for InTouch.

And on an even more exciting note than the fact that Jessica Simpson will have hypnosis to calm her “cold sweats”…. Kanye West will punch Kim Kardashian soon. Thanks for the head’s up InTouch.

-Rocco