"we're just as shocked as you are"

I just didn’t know this was happening. And even more of a shock was that Jesus was behind it this whole time. He’s so sneaky, that Jesus.

Apparently, right after Carey Mulligan dumped Shia LaBeouf and his beard, she started dating Mumford & Sons’ Marcus Mumford. But nay! It was not the first time they met in life.

Get ready for this! They were pen pals via the church as children. For some reason, I find this very Amish and very strange because the whole concept of pen pals creeps me out.

Of course it was a country side wedding and I’m sure there was no electricity.

Much congratulations to the couple, but I’m putting this in my Amish bank!

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-Rocco