I Have A New Harry In My Life, And He’s Not A Ginge!
Posted on: April 23, 2012
He is British though. But he doesn’t have a wand… well, a wand that Ollivander gave him!
BOOM! It’s Monday at 8AM, do you know where your magic/penis jokes are?? Right here at The Revolution! (My mother… is so proud).
Listen guys. It’s no secret that I love One Direction. And by love, I mean am obsessed like a 13-year-old girl. Whenever I have downtime, I sit on 1D tumblrs, find hilarious facts, photos, etc and post them on my partner in 1D crime’s wall (her name is MaryEllen and she’s my age), and I buy tickets to their concert a year from now. I seriously spent $80 on concert tickets when I could be dead by June 2013… what is wrong with me!?
It’s One Direction infection and according to the minority in the group… there is no cure.
(Okay. I’m pretending like I don’t know his name… I do. It’s Zayn, but really it’s spelled with an “I” but he’s avant-garde and changed that shit. Have you heard his sexy cab driver accent that he does all the time? It’s hot and I know this because I’ve watched YouTube videos of it. I’m insane)
Anyway, it’s not about that young man above, it’s about the one with the fun hair who dates old women. HARRY!
Yes. I know he’s 19 (I googled it), but he’s f**kin’ adorable. Look at that hair! And that sweater! He’s a gem!
And he’s always with a baby that I’m pretty sure he has kidnapped and/or is the illegitimate father of.
Love.
I hope some tweens now find this blog and put me on a pedestal. Shove it, Perez!
PS This post really has no point. Sorry about that.
-Rocco
11 Responses to "I Have A New Harry In My Life, And He’s Not A Ginge!"
April 23, 2012 at 8:40 AM
You will be fighting my 13 year old for him. Ha Ha! They’re are adorable and their music is fun.
April 23, 2012 at 9:37 AM
hahahah i think im fighting a lot of 13 year olds. they are just so good
[...] to my faux boyfriends. And it’s definitely no secret about my blossoming love for boy wonder Harry Styles (His last name is Styles. STYLES!!! He was born to be on The Revolution) and his One Direction [...]
April 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I heard on the radio here this morning that one of the lads from One Direction (think it may have been Harry) got into a little trouble last night in New Zealand, seems his security weren’t too happy with him attempting to get 2 girls up to his room 
lol, enjoy!
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April 23, 2012 at 8:22 AM
You’re so right Rocco he is def a cutie ( a cheeky lad ) !!! Have you seen the new X Factor commerical for the 2012 shows ???? The ” boys ” are on it
April 23, 2012 at 9:36 AM
NO! I need to see it. i seriously enjoy their cd as well. it’s so good.