It’s no secret I have a wandering eye when it comes to my faux boyfriends. And it’s definitely no secret about my blossoming love for boy wonder Harry Styles (His last name is Styles. STYLES!!! He was born to be on The Revolution) and his One Direction mates (don’t think I forgot about the one who changes the spelling of his name… yes I’m talking to you real life Aladdin, Zayn!), but Harry (the hot red-head) is making his way back to the states!

Do you think it’s a coincidence that Prince Hot Ginge makes this announcement just 24 hours after I declare my love for another British Harry?? Well, even if you think it IS a coincidence… it’s not. He’s jealous and wants to win me back!

You see, reporter lady... I read she's in love with some boy band. And while I don't have 4 boys harmonizing behind me... I have my red hair, my fighter pilot skills, and the fact that I'm a goddamn prince!

(That’s probably what he said)

Not only is Prince Harry coming back to the US, but he’s coming back to get an award because he’s freaking awesome and gallant!

The 27-year-old royal will be returning to the United States next month to receive an award honoring his work with war veterans and serving members of the armed forces.

The Atlantic Council will be giving Harry its “distinguished humanitarian leadership” award on May 7 in Washington D.C. He’s also “expected to meet British and American athletes who have taken part in the Warrior Games, a paralympic sports tournament for armed services personnel, in Colorado,” CNN reports.

That awards doesn’t even exist. They just made it up because he’s so perfect and he needs an excuse to come back and win me over.

What a competition! Do I keep my burning flame for the boybander with the hair that is out of this world, or the prince who wins awards for being the nicest person alive??

I think a dance battle is in order!

VS

How does a lady choose?

-Rocco