Okay…. this is really just a ploy for you all to tell me how beautiful I am. And to also blow up people’s spots because I have received the most hilarious comments. Ever.

Listen. I get it. I can’t write a blog as perfect as Beyonce writes songs, (and side note… I probably can’t produce a baby as beautiful as Beyonce can) but the important thing is I try. And my Mom and Dad think I’m funny, and isn’t that what we all strive for in life? (And to marry a One Direction member??)

Comments from a not so “well wisher”. Such an ironic name after you read the comments:

How do they know where Suri Cruise was sticking her tongue?? Her eye line was clearly on Katie Holmes. It was so obvious. Plus, I don’t lie about Suri Cruise… she could have me killed.

I do have a problem with Tom Cruises’ height. Those Mission Impossible movies will be a little bit more believable if he was at least 5’10″. Dark people?? Who says that? This is 2012, not 1950 and on the movie set of The Help. And I voted Barack Obama so, cool it with calling me a racist, homeslice.

Grim Reaper? How 17th century of you! But I think I won this battle with my awesome Clueless quote. So in yo face!

The point of this was to blow up this person’s spot, say congrats to Beyonce, and to sign some of you up to start my campaign for next year’s Most Beautiful Woman/Blogger.

PS If I’m dead by the end of the week… either the Grim Reaper is a massive fan of The Revolution and read these comments or “well wisher” and “not reaper” killed me. Their ip addresses are in my email, so you can find them.

-Rocco