Phillip Phillps Really Doesn’t Need Kidney Transplant
Posted on: April 26, 2012
There’s nothing I love more than someone who fakes sick to get out of hectic schedules. Shit.. sometimes I think of ways I can fake my own death to get out of obligations that I want no part of, and I now realize the only excuse I haven’t used is “my kidney’s are deteriorating”.
I know I posted P^2′s performance of “The Stone” but this bad quality video is better because we discover that P^2 fakes sick to get out of the busy AI schedule. In lieu of filming demented music videos and being forced to hang out with these losers, he lounges around being awesome.
1) Joshua Ledet is over it and wishes he came up with some sort of ailment so he can stay home and google Fantasia all day.
2) Hollie Cavanaugh doesn’t have an accent more. She can’t even fake an accent for her run of the show, how can she expect herself to fake a sickness to get a day off? She needs to get her head out of her ass.
I’ve only concluded that P^2 has just gotten more awesome.
By the way, J Lo called that performance “obscure and artsy”. J Lo is a giant idiot.
-Rocco
7 Responses to "Phillip Phillps Really Doesn’t Need Kidney Transplant"
April 26, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Are those pictures of kidney stones in the background? What’s with the voices around 1:35? Sounds like it is Hollie?
April 26, 2012 at 10:27 AM
The Stone was awesome, but how is DMB obscure and Puerto Rican Gollum isn’t? I miss Paula. She would have been way confused over this!
April 28, 2012 at 6:22 AM
I now realize the only excuse I haven’t used is “my kidney’s are deteriorating
April 26, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I liked it better when JLo called him sexy.
April 26, 2012 at 9:52 AM
she obviously has no idea what she’s talking about. how is DMB obscure? I can’t wait until P^2 doesn’t have to sing in front of her