What the hell is wrong with people? Who bites Zac Efron? One, he always looks a little waxy and two,  it’s just rude to bite people especially because Twilight ISN’T REAL!!! (Plus, Zefron wasn’t even in Twilight, so throw some basketballs at him if you want to get violent/joke around with him).

When asked about his bandaged hand…

“A fan bit me,” he said, smiling, according to U.K. reports. 

Wow. I’m shocked because a human being actually bit him and that I wrote about him twice before 8AM. I’m such a fan. He’s lucky I’m a vegetarian.

-Rocco