In case you forget about this every day like I do, Breaking Dawn Part II has yet to be released which is super annoying because we’re gonna have to look at Kristen Stewart play a vampire for 2 1/2 hours. In her defense, she’s probably going to be really good at it because I’m pretty sure vampires are supposed to have a dead look about them. Her vacant eyes and expression will be perfect. Academy Award anybody?

You are looking at the super secret still from Breaking Dawn Part II that tells us exactly what we all already know: Kristen Stewart is a bad actress and Robert Pattinson looks like that science professor you kind of want to sleep with as Edward Cullen. Who dresses him? And who did his make up? His jaw line does not look sexy as it normally does.

-Rocco