For obvious reasons I’m against slavery (One, I love Abraham Lincoln and two, I’m a human being and not a heartless bastard), but I’d make out with Leonardo DiCaprio as he portrays Calvin Candie, a sadistic/charming plantation owner.

I mean, first off… look at the way he holds that hammer. Sexy.

Check out side parted, coiffed hair. Hot.

Is that an Ascot I see or are you just happy to see me? Love him.

Django Unchained is going to a be a great movie because for once Leonardo DiCaprio is going to play a deranged monster of a man. I’m obviously going to be insanely attracted to him.

I have no idea when this movie is coming out, but let’s just hope it’s eligible for Oscar season.

-Rocco