Robert Pattinson Is Gonna Hang Out With Barack Obama
Posted April 28, 2012on:
Jesus. Someone please find me photographs of this.
R Pattz and his scruffy jaw line have landed in Washington DC because for some reason he was invited to the White House Correspondance Dinner. How the hell do I get invited to this? How is R Pattz invited to this? I mean, no offense to him but he just plays a sparkly vampire. I don’t do THAT. I think the invite was clearly misguided.
True story: I received an empty envelope in the mail yesterday from the Barack Obama team. This only means one thing.
They forgot to place the invitation in the envelope. Barack Obama ruined my one chance to steal Robert from Miss Sunshine. Shit.