I know this is about 19 days after the fact but it’s not breaking news that Stefano Langone was going to release a crappy song, or the fact that The Revolution was broken but I troubleshoot-ed that shit.

Stefano was on Idol this past Thursday to perform his new song “On A Roll” and it’s like Jason Derulo and Jay Sean had a baby with a disorder.

It was so bad no one put the performance video on Youtube, so here’s the audio. I’m assuming the performance was hilarious though.

I can not wait to drunk dance to this all summer in dive bars because I’ll put this on the juke box. Stefano Langone can thank me now for the royalty check that will be sent to him in August.

PS an actual lyric is “my ex wanna sex tonight”. <— I just can’t with this fool.

-Rocco