I just can’t with her.

We get it J Lo … you’re an older lady with a body that’s way better than the majority of women on this planet. We understand.

How is this dress even staying on her body?

I see your tramp stamp. Just saying.

And before I get J Lo’s fans leaving comments about how I’m jealous.. I’ll just admit right now that I am. I mean, that dress is totally practical for my everyday life as I sit in Starbucks and type, but I just don’t have the body type for it. Plus, I’m really funny and charming, so if I wear no clothes outside of the house… I can’t beat away the sea of men that follow me.

I’m jealous… not all of us can wear this daytime look with class.

-Rocco