That’s obviously what’s going on here.

I have no idea why Andrew Garfield and I aren’t in love yet, and I have even less of an idea about Tony Nominations. No one watched the Tony’s unless you are a wannabe actor and/or a gay man, and since I am neither I just pretend to know what’s going down.

Andrew Garfield was nominated for Best Performance by an Actor in a Feature Role for   Death Of A Salesman. I assume that’s a huge deal because shall we not forget that Andrew Garfield looks really good in tights and is Spiderman.

Anyway, he’s celebrating the nod without me.

Tune into the Tony Awards on June 10th on CBS if you really care.

-Rocco